By Felix Clay Published: June 17th, 2013 Stockbyte/Stockbyte/Getty Images There are as many ways to have sex as there are people in the world, which of course is incorrect, and I can back that statement up in no way whatsoever. Id say maybe there are as many ways to have sex as there are P

By XJ Selman Published: June 17th, 2013 Recently, porn software company MiKandi announced that theyd be releasing a porn app for Google Glass, as demonstrated in a video of a fellow pouring some fresh coffee in anticipation of an absolutely capital wanking session. Mikandi Store Subtlety

By CRACKED Readers Published: June 17th, 2013 Everyone loves a good easter egg. But before we were searching for them in film and television, famous artists were throwing easter eggs into their creations with reckless abandon. We asked our readers to bring us the best of the best. The winner is

By Joe Oliveto,Maxwell Yezpitelok,Robert Rosati Published: June 17th, 2013 Its easy to assume that the whole world swooned the moment it saw Batman or James Bond appear on screen -- certain characters are just so undeniably awesome that they couldnt possibly fail. But the reality is that lots of your favorite franchises h

By Zion Lights Published: June 17th, 2013 Infants tend to be lazy, stupid turds, as anyone who has had to work with one can attest. Even if you find babies adorable, you have to admit that the only "amazing" thing about them is how they can turn milk into poop that looks and smells like it c

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By CRACKED Readers Published: June 16th, 2013 Look, we arent saying that our current cities arent awesome -- were just saying they arent awesome enough. We asked you to show us what life would be like if cities were thrown together by amusement park designers. The winner is below, but first

By Nathan Blumenthal,Orrin R. K. Published: June 16th, 2013 Everyone has heard about those crazy lawsuits where somebody earns an outrageous sum of money by making a complete mockery of the legal system. These are the stories you get in email forwards or from your bitter uncle at Thanksgiving, raging about pe

By Gladstone Published: June 16th, 2013 As youve all heard by now, a fourth season of Arrested Development is a reality. On May 26, after seven years off the air, one of the most celebrated sitcoms in the history of television returned to Netflix with 15 new episodes. For Arrested Develop

By J.F. Sargent Published: June 16th, 2013 Everybody wants to eat healthy! Eventually! When we, uh, finally get around to it! Come on, how hard can it really be to give up junk food? About as easy as kicking heroin, it turns out. The garbage we cram into our bodies is every bit as addictive a

By Tom Salitsky Published: June 16th, 2013 For such a simple and lighthearted genre, superhero movies can have some really confusing lessons, mostly because the people writing them arent trying to convey a lesson at all. But thats not the case with Superman, right? Theres no brooding moral

By Alli Reed Published: June 15th, 2013 Video games are a powerful form of escapism because (assuming you arent someone who studied car thievery or Contra-ing in college) the lives of the main characters are just more exciting than yours. But I think theres a whole unexplored aspect of t

By Andrew Heaton Published: June 15th, 2013 Video game developers, like most creators, are tired of having their shit brazenly stolen by anonymous pirates. However, as has been proven time and time again, eradicating online theft is damn near impossible, at least without making things too anno

By CRACKED Readers Published: June 15th, 2013 Superheroes lives arent all spandex and destroying cities -- they have downsides also. We asked our readers to show us the worst parts about being superpowered. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

By David Christopher Bell Published: June 15th, 2013 Summertime is here, ladies, and we all know what that means: killer pool parties, driving with the top down, and shaving your "lady lawn" into ridiculous shapes! At least thats the sentiment over at Schick Quattro for Women, a product burdened with

By Chris Bucholz Published: June 15th, 2013 Where am I? This is Cracked. Youre in one of our probably critically acclaimed advice columns. How did I get here? The mechanics of how all this works are poorly explained. Suffice it to say, you are here, and this probably wont end well for you. I

By XJ Selman Published: June 14th, 2013 Virtual sex company ThriXXX recently announced their new VRSexKit, which will include an array of products to provide the best virtual sex experience created. This isnt too tall of an order, considering that the bar was set in 1992 by The Lawnmower

By Chan Teik Onn Published: June 14th, 2013 We dont want to come off as ignorant of other cultures. After all, if we eat the eggs of chickens, can we still get grossed out by jellied moose nose? Yes. Yes we can. We cant help it. All of the following dishes are considered healthy in their nat

By Seanbaby Published: June 14th, 2013 Video games are many things to many people. You and I might use games to show our girlfriends where they are on our list of priorities, but scientists and psychologists are using them to cure depression, cancer, lazy eye syndrome, and gay bullying. J

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By John Cheese Published: June 13th, 2013 How many times have you rolled your eyes this week at some dumbass corporate ad on Twitter or Facebook or any one of a billion other social media knockoffs? Its always the same plastic attempt to appear like they fit in with the Internet crowd, whil

By Luis Prada Published: June 13th, 2013 Hollywood has a long history of using cutting-edge technology to produce some of the most eye-popping visuals youll ever see while simultaneously telling stories filled with a complete misunderstanding of everyday technology. For every incredible cr

By David Wong Published: June 13th, 2013 Quick: Guess which one of these is the real LeBron James, and which is a state-of-the-art rendering as seen on the upcoming video game systems: YouTube I dont know, either. But that was just one of the amazing new games shown at the annual E3 show t

By Fred Zhu Published: June 13th, 2013 As weve pointed out before, a lot of the animals we see today used to be much larger in olden times. Like, a LOT larger. Also, a lot meaner, hungrier, and ripped-straight-from-our-nightmares-ier. So, in case youve been sleeping well these past few

By David Christopher Bell Published: June 13th, 2013 You probably know Sean Parker as the guy Justin Timberlake played in The Social Network. Remember him? He helped make Napster and was a huge dick to Spider-Man. Anyway, to demonstrate that he has zero interest in distancing himself from that doucheta

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By Dennis Fulton Published: June 12th, 2013 When famous people transcend famous-peoplehood and become icons, their personalities will often be reduced to one defining characteristic: Abraham Lincoln was as honest as he was tall, Mahatma Gandhi was as peaceful as he was short, etc. But famous p

By CRACKED Readers Published: June 12th, 2013 You know all those fluorescent orange chips, and fruit shaped candy you stuff down your gullet arent good for you. But whats mind-blowing is just how diabolical the people who sell you junk food are when it comes to getting you hooked. We asked our

By Luke McKinney Published: June 12th, 2013 Video games are pretending that their coins are real, and its working. People are paying real money for pretend items. Thats like catching STDs just from watching Jersey Shore. Paying for video game items is like paying child support for a wet drea

By Robert Brockway Published: June 12th, 2013 If you take the cultural temperature of the Internet (rectally, of course), youll find it pretty cool on modern day media, overall. Movies are stale. TV is predictable. Games are repetitious. Books are, I dont know, inbred or something. The point i

By Adam Tod Brown Published: June 11th, 2013 No matter how expansive and varied a musician or bands catalog of albums may be, for those at the highest levels of popularity, theres always that one album that everyone talks about more than others. In some cases, its very much warranted. Purple

By CRACKED Readers Published: June 11th, 2013 We asked our readers to show us how theyd spend their last 24 hours on this planet. Not surprisingly, we are a little disturbed by the results. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

By David Christopher Bell Published: June 11th, 2013 In an outrageous attack on the privacy of the National Security Agency, last week ex-security contractor Edward Snowden leaked -- among many things -- a super secret court order in which the NSA asked to obtain millions of phone records from American

By Soren Bowie Published: June 11th, 2013 Language needs a maid. It keeps accruing new words and phrases compulsively while never taking the time to throw out the old stuff, like a frenzied, desperate hoarder who is doomed to be crushed one day by his own toppling stacks of ancient dictionar

By Evan V. Symon Published: June 11th, 2013 Everyone makes mistakes. You misspell a word on an important assignment, you forget to put the gas cap back on before driving home from the Shell station, and Frank Langella agrees to play Skeletor in the Masters of the Universe movie. However, somet