- New Blog
- Nancy Pelosi Works With Terrorist Organization
- Eternal Life Sentence for Sex Offender
- Abortion As Social Injustice
- An Honest Thief Thwarts Terrorist Attack?
- Yellow Cake...Was, Like, Totally, Not a Lie, Ya'll
- FARC Defeated In Colombia
- Around The Web
- Man Woman Gives Birth, America Is Definitely Home of the Free
- Parade Pictures & Other Bits of Americana
- It's Good To Be Free of Tyranny
- How To Feel American: Take Me Out To The Ballpark
- Violent Rapist? Get Rehabilitated In Vermont
- Make It An Explosive 4th of July
- Dukes Of Hazzard Rocks
- Help Me
- You Have To See This
- Texas is Great! Give Me Chocolate Cake!
- Where The Children Are
- Waterboarding Is Torture....
- Zero Happening At Ground Zero--UPDATED
- Afghanistan "Like Star Wars Bar"
- Dumpster Diving Behind Public Schools
- All Good Things Must Come To An End
Ok, people. Today, Im forcing you to go over to the new blog if you want to read what Im writing. MelissaClouthier.com will get you there.
Being terrorists metaphorical friends is not the same thing as actively working against ones own government, but thats exactly what Nancy Pelosi has done. No doubt, being in bed with terrorist scum will endear her to her constituents, but will average voters like it? And theres this: How will Barack Obama respond to the House Leaders actions? No doubt, hed be thrilled to have a member of Congress actively undermining the United States interests were he to be President. Of course, hell probably be working to undermine Americas interests, so theyd be working together. Cross-posted at Right Wing News and Melissa Clouthier.com
You know youve been bad when your next 40 lives will be spent in prison.
"Senator Obama talks about bringing hope, faith and change to American politics. We now see this is all just political doublespeak. One of his top priorities as President would be protecting abortion rights and even expanding them. If elected, Senator Obama would become The Abortion President, with the most extremist policies on abortion of any President in history. "Senator Obamas views on abortion are so radical that he even wants American citizens to pay for them. This would include Catholics, Evangelicals and all people of faith. He would also expand abortion rights through his passionate support of The Freedom of Choice Act.David Brody says:
This is Obama’s challenge with Evangelicals. He can talk about the social justice issues all he wants and yes, it resonates to a certain extent but unless he moves on abortion (not likely) he’ll have a problem. If he shows some support for parental notification laws or the annual fetal pain bill that moves through Congress then that will help insulate him to a degree on the extremist abortion tag.Abortion as social injustice undermines a key Democratic tenet that matter to conservative Christians: taking care of the poor and neediest and being a voice for those who dont have one. All sorts of individuals find a home in the Democrat party because together, they have more power. But still, these people have voices and often loud mouths--which, in itself, calls into question how oppressed they truly are when everyone knows exactly what they
Terrorism in New York? Well, who knows what this was intended to do, but a thief stopped the maddness.
Hey patriotic peeps, welcome back to work. Over the past month or more, Ive been working with Daniel Summers putting together a new blog. Why has it taken so long? Because I have big ideas and he has a full-time job and that job doesnt happen to be technical director for Melissa Clouthier. Blogging doesnt pay that well. Anyway, today is going to be my first day over at the new blog MelissaClouthier.com. I will be experimenting around with it during this very busy week, so things might be weird here and there. You can always check back here. And, of course, Ill be putting up two blog entries over at Right Wing News daily, too. For those who couldnt navigate back to the front page of the new blog, just click anywhere in the header on my name, Voila! Youll be back. Youre welcome to give me feedback and ideas. I appreciate your patience while things are being put back together.
Now the nasty (pretend) stuff isnt in Iraq anymore. Canada bought it. Specifically, its in Ontario. Hey, I lived in them thar parts. I dont trust those people and Im not alone. Via Ace:
Wait a second…now Canuckistan has yellow-cake? This can’t be good news, what with them a mere 0 miles from our borders. The barbarian hordes from the frozen North “say” they’re going to use the uranium for peaceful “electrical” purposes, but ever since they began their massive naval build-up a few years back, I think we need to keep a sharp eye on these Neo-Scandis.It was so much better when the pretend, non-existent yellow cake wasnt in Iraq because it was far, far away. Now its supposedly real and exists close to American borders. This war on terror bullshit just gets worse and worse.
Fausta Wertz analyzes the implications of the daring hostage rescue (if you dont know, Americans were rescued). Im still snickering that these dumb-butts bought the Ché shirts worn by the Columbian military guys. You need to read her whole post. The thumbnail: Communism has been dealt a serious blow in South America. Obviously, this is good news for America and for anyone who values freedom. Its worth noting that freedom is coming at the point of a gun with someone willing to die for it. Thats usually how it works.
British children are forced to bow to Allah. The two who didnt get detention. And you thought Republicans were dumb. They have some wimpy competition. Intelligent design stuff. Greta Van Susteren smacks down Anderson Cooper. Anderson has a staff of 60. A couple are dedicated to peeling his grapes and fanning him no doubt. James Lileks smacks down M. Night Shamalayan:
The trailer doesn’t spell out the message, but Gort – played by Keanu Reeves – says “if the earth dies, you die. If you die, the earth lives.” Well, there’s a message we can all get behind. And if the film flops, you get the Malibu beach house. Seems win-win for everyone except, well, the poison-belching peons who will queue up for another sermon. Gentle cautionary tales are one thing; this groveling self-hatred is another. Same with the M. Night film that has the trees emitting pollen that makes us all kill ourselves – apparently the trees took a big wait-and-see attitude towards deforestation in the late 19th century, and finally decided to kill people when we were just starting to get the point.The taxing work of being rich and finding enlightenment. Sigh. Aimless and dough-filled make for such trying times. Via Alarming News Barack Obamas pedigree includes forged papers? Is it possible he doesnt really exist? Speaking of Obama, if he really is an American citizen, which is in question (see above), hes not patriotic. I question, very openly, his patriotism as does Jonah Goldberg. But the true believers question the questioners. Its amusing. Tigerhawk on loving America....and those who hate it. Patterico honors Jesse Helms and thanks the Left for their sympathy. This is what the world is coming to and Rachel Lukas has a solution. Shes going soft. And on that outrageous note, Im going for a walk, because my blood pressure is up again from watching the video at Rachels link.
He is not a he, he is a she with boobs lopped off and testosterone that would increase the size of the clitoris and make it look more penis-like. Lets be real here. A man cannot carry a baby. She was not born with ambiguous genitalia. This "dude" is not a dude. She is a dudette. She is a mother. She gave birth through her vagina. Thats right "he" gave birth naturally. He is a she. I am sick of the politically correct nonsense around this woman. Just because someone has surgery and names herself a man, doesnt make it so. Might make her delusional. And it makes the news media look more insane than average, too,"The new dad walked easily, although he appeared tired, .... Someone opened the door for him." Oh, and can you imagine how this kid is going to feel about "dad". This is just nuts. (Couldnt resist.) She is free to call herself whatever she wants. This is America. And so I am free to call her a she and so I will. Cross-posted at Right Wing News
While Im watching the Hot Dog Eating Contest, I thought Id put up the parade pictures. Good grief! Can you imagine shoving 66 hotdogs down your gullet at one time? Go, Joey Chestnut! Just the thought or the mans distended abdomen.... Dash was one of the first heroes to show up at the parade. Hes high-fiving my son. Well, a couple years ago, the "parade" was more like a group of people who glommed together to go for a walk baking in the sun--kinda like golf without grass, golf balls and clubs. The Marines received wild applause. Herbie showed up and was disappointingly unpatriotic. Perhaps its his German heritage. Still sore about losing and whatnot. The West Side story got sung. The kids didnt mind the heat. The show must go on....and they have a stage. A masked McCain and Obama worked the crowd. Horrifying! I see the future movies now. McCain with a chainsaw. Obama and his ears running for his dear life as his co-conspirator turns on him in bloody rage. Hold on...I was talking about the parade. Some poor person got life-flighted out. Probably a heart attack secondary to dehydration. It was freaking hot! Its a bird! Its a plane! Its Superman! Unlike Zombietimes delightful picture parades, in my neck of the nape, people are more.....um, normal. Well, normal is a continuum. Parades tend to draw those who are comfortable with their individuality, no matter where you are in America.
My brother sent me the Declaration of Independence, just for the reminder, I guess. Heres the beginning:
When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Natures God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. -- That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, -- That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.I explained to my kids that at the Olympics, no American will bow to a foreign dignitary. Why? Because Americans bow to no man. We answer to One Authority. And for the sad little Democratic Club of Southern Montgomery County, the One Authority wouldnt be Barack Obama. His devotees were enthusiastic, Ill give them that. Around here, though, they were observed with wry interest. More on the parade in the next post. Its good to be free. Refreshing our memory of the Declaration every year would be a nice exercise.
So today, I had the pleasure of seeing the Astros lose at the gorgeous Minutemaid Park. It was a pleasure, too. The company, two of my sweet cherubs (have I mentioned that Im a breeder?) and the mad blogging Floridian Cassy Fiano escorted by her conservative, buff, national guardsman and even better, Texan boyfriend, made the day. The game, meh. The best part? Hearing the packed stadium sing America the Beautiful during the Seventh Inning stretch. Wait, the other best part? Seeing a marine throw out the first pitch and receive a standing ovation. This man, this patriot, who had sacrificed so much--he lost his legs from the knees down--displayed child-like joy and sincere delight at receiving the signed ball, and the adoration of the crowd. Oh man, there was another best part! A commander in Iraq gave a speech relaying the successes and ended with an enthusiastic, "Go Astros!" The crowd ate up his words. And then there was the soldier who sang the National Anthem with a flag the size of a basketball court in the middle of the field. Beautiful! And get this: hot dogs were $1 today. I love America. Cross-posted at Right Wing News
If youve watched the news, you know about the little "missing" girl from Vermont. Well, her remains were found yesterday on her uncles property. Vermont, it turns out, has a wonderful sex offenders rehabilitation program. Daniel Goleman (of Primal Leadership fame) enthuses in the New York Times fifteen years ago:
The sex offender treatment program in Vermont, among the most sophisticated in the country, showed similar successes, according to a report at the Kent State meeting. In an evaluation of 473 sex offenders who have been released from prison for up to eight years, the average rate of sex crimes in the same period for a comparison group who received no treatment was 38 percent, at least double the rate of those treated for various sex crimes. For child molesters in the treated group, the rate of sex crimes after release from prison was just 7 percent; for exhibitionists or voyeurs, 3 percent; for rapists, 19 percent. While the figure for rapists is highest, it is still just half that of those who did not receive any treatment. To be sure, not all sex offenders respond to treatment. Among rapists, for instance, rape is often more an act of violence than of sex. This kind of rapist is less likely to benefit than are those for whom fantasies are more important than violence.So my take away is that treatment may or may not work and we have no way of telling who it will work on, but we should be thrilled because maybe it will work on someone. And of those treated, one out of five will offend again. That means that one out of five will commit a violent rape again. Lets just look at Brooke Bennetts case. Her uncle Michael Jacques has done this before:
In 1993, he was convicted of kidnapping and rape committed in June 1992. Court records show that the victim was an 18-year-old young woman he supervised at a fast-food business in Rutland. The records show he and a friend got her drunk and then Jacques alone forced her into his car and over the next four hours raped her several times. The police affidavit says she was choked with a rope around her neck, gagged with a cloth in her mouth, and handcuffed with police-style cuffs. Police say Jacques eventually let her go after he told her he needed help and was going to seek psychiatric counseling. The victim told police that Jacques said he had killed a 12-year-old girl he raped in Arizona in 1985 because she threatened to go to the police, "so he had to kill her."And he has been treated in Vermonts stellar program:
The police were unable to confirm his claimed killing of the 12-year-old in Arizona, but Jacques did plead no contest to the charges of kidnap and rape in Vermont. In return, under a plea agreement, he got six years in prison, but was released after serving only four and half with credit for good time. That 1992 plea deal also required Jacques to complete the sex offender treatment program before he could be released from probation. According to the records, he did complete the therapy program, and was released from state supervision in December 2006. Corrections officials say Jacques completed his sex offender treatment program in 2000.Do you see how insane it is to release these criminals from prison with or without treatment? If they dont get treatment, nearly half repeat offend. If they do get treatment, only one out of five re-offend--that get caught, anyway. Since no one knows who will or who wont re-offend, why are any of these people released back into the community? And I dont put the flashers or oglers in the same category as a violent rapist. A violent rapist should know that if he gets convicted, hes in prison for life, period. Sure, some of these guys might reform or go impotent or get too old to have the energy to commit their dastardly deeds. The problem is, since no on knows who will and who wont offend, the risk is too great. Let them rot in prison. Keep society safe from these freaks. Prison does not reform these jerks. At best, some inhibit their impulses. Let them be free of temptation. Keep them in prison. Cross-posted at Right Wing News
Im here to help you, and naturally, if possible. Trouble with erectile dysfunction? Want to be a machine between the sheets? Well, eat yer watermelon menfolk, the effects are similar, if more general than Viagra-type drugs:
Watermelons contain an ingredient called citrulline that can trigger production of a compound that helps relax the bodys blood vessels, similar to what happens when a man takes Viagra, said scientists in Texas, one of the nations top producers of the seedless variety. Found in the flesh and rind of watermelons, citrulline reacts with the bodys enzymes when consumed in large quantities and is changed into arginine, an amino acid that benefits the heart and the circulatory and immune systems. "Arginine boosts nitric oxide, which relaxes blood vessels, the same basic effect that Viagra has, to treat erectile dysfunction and maybe even prevent it," said Bhimu Patil, a researcher and director of Texas A&Ms Fruit and Vegetable Improvement Center. "Watermelon may not be as organ-specific as Viagra, but its a great way to relax blood vessels without any drug side effects."On the downside, watermelon has one of the highest glycemic indices of any fruit. Its right up there with a can of Coke or a bagel, for that matter. That is, eating a ton of it rockets your blood sugar up quickly. But then, that could be a good thing, too. Youll get a sugar rush which translates into easy energy for that exercise youll be getting.
Well, kinda. But I have a reader, she knows who she is, who has loved Dukes of Hazzard since the beginning and has the car horn to prove it. The horn is on the Suburban she uses to cart her brood. Hey, even mothers of five children can have flair, yall.
Okay guys.... I need your help. The new blog is almost ready, but still needs a little work. Im going to have a featured article. The blog, where you can click on a post and then related posts will pop up. And then, in the right-hand column, Ill have links to posts that are good, but I dont have the time or inclination to blog about. So, go check it out. Do you like it? What would make it better? Mind you, its my blog and if it sucks, but I like it, oh well. But your feedback would be appreciated. It is: MelissaClouthier.com
That was an inane Bill Cosby comedy reference. But check this out via Don Surber:
Brian Stevens told News 4 his wife, whose six months pregnant, had just called him after she noticed someone lurking around the house. When Stevens got home, he saw the suspect going house to house. He went inside his home and then heard some rattling coming from his own back fence. Stevens then ran upstairs and grabbed his gun. "I was waiting for the police, and he just walked in the door. He just walked in," explained Stevens. Stevens said a man later identified as Stephen Garcia made his way inside the home and started walking towards him. "I gave him plenty of times. I mean, I was screaming at him, telling him Get out of my house. Who do you think you are? Just get out. Get out!," Stevens told News 4. But Stevens said the 21-year-old intruder kept coming.Castle doctrine. Smart wife. Armed husband. Almost dead dumbbell burglar. All in all, a good day for crime abatement in Texas.
Ann Althouse wonders where the kids are. Makes me think about the book Where The Wild Things Are. Our neighborhood is full of kids, yet good luck finding evidence of them. Where are they? Swimming--in public pools or in pools in the back yard. Summer camp. There are camps for everything and since playing stick ball with make-shift bases isnt part of the modern world, a child goes to a camp organized by adults, supervised by teenagers and it kills a couple birds with one stone. Children and teenagers, occupied! Wii--We bought one two weeks ago and Ive been beaten in baseball, bowling, boxing, and my Mii has been beaten severely in tennis, though I have yet to play. My children have created a Wii community filled with mutant beings. Its great fun to make your dad bald, short, fat, with strange facial hair, a unibrow, pink cheeks, disco shades and eye shadow. Dont forget the moles. Cartoons. Come on! They are a summer staple. Yes, your children sit like mindless blobs of protoplasm absorbing what little mental nutrition can be extracted from these worthless shows. On the plus side, mom blogs in peace! Trampolines--Nothing says summer like working up a sweat engaging in repetititve bouncing activities. Its therapeutic. Down side--intracranial injuries. Eh, our generation rode bikes without helmets and skateboards without elbow pads, theyll be fine. Kids are doing lots of stuff, just not the stuff that puts them in the public square or their own backyards much. Have you watched the news? No, most bloggers dont watch the news. Do blog readers watch the news? Well, if you watched Greta VanSusteren, last night, you saw children, young women, young men and families who were bludgeoned to death by a rampaging psycho. Oh, and then there were the three or four young women who were raped and killed 1) by relatives 2) while jogging 3) while taking a bath. My husband and I were talking about implanting a GPS device in my daughter. I kid you not. Evidently, were not the only ones with this train of thought. For now, it looks wed have to settle for cell phones. The point is that parents dont feel free to let their kids roam like we did when we were kids. At five or six, wed walk a couple streets over to play (walking through yards). At eight or nine, wed be outside for hours until dinner time. I think my mom locked us out. Not now. Parents must observe children non-stop. What if something happened? It might not be rational. In fact, upon researching it, it looks like its not rational:
Research has shown that between 40 and 150 incidents of child abduction murder occur each year, which is less than one half of one percent of the murders committed nationally. [Katherine M. Brown, Robert D. Keppel, Joseph G. Weis, and Marvin E. Skeen. CASE MANAGEMENT for Missing Children Homicide Investigation. Olympia, Washington: Office of the Attorney General, State of Washington, and U.S. Department of Justices Office of Juvenile Justice and Delinquency Prevention, May 2006, page 1.]This is small comfort for the parents of those children, but the threat is not as great as the amplified news makes it seem. Yet, it happens. And parents think, how could I live with myself if something happened? Heres more: The U.S. Department of Justice reports:
797,500 children (younger than 18) were reported missing in a one-year period of time studied resulting in an average of 2,185 children being reported missing each day. 203,900 children were the victims of family abductions. 58,200 children were the victims of non-family abductions. 115 children were the victims of “stereotypical” kidnapping. (These crimes involve someone the child does not know or someone of slight acquaintance, who holds the child overnight, transports the child 50 miles or more, kills the child, demands ransom, or intends to keep the child permanently. [Andrea J. Sedlak, David Finkelhor, Heather Hammer, and Dana J. Schultz. U.S. Department of Justice. "National Estimates of Missing Children: An Overview" in National Incidence Studies of Missing, Abducted, Runaway, and Thrownaway Children. Washington, DC: Office of Juvenile Justice and Delinquency Prevention, Office of Justice Programs, U.S. Department of Justice, October 2002, page 5.]Still, most people dont read statistics. They watch the news. And the news freaks parents out. Yes, I think were in that Twilight Zone episode. A nuclear blast didnt decimate the world. A news blast did. Cross-posted at Right Wing News
Read Christopher Hitchens article and then come back and vote. His conclusion:
Is justifiable to save civilization.
Destroys civilization by destroying the principles upon which its built.
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I apply the Abraham Lincoln test for moral casuistry: “If slavery is not wrong, nothing is wrong.” Well, then, if waterboarding does not constitute torture, then there is no such thing as torture.That being said, thats not the real question, is it? Lets just assume for the sake of argument that waterboarding is torture. Is it justifiable?
Whats happening in New York City this balmy summer day? The city bustles but there is little building going on ground zero. Prices are sky-rocketing. Government officials are wrangling (imagine that):
In a report to New York governor David Paterson, Mr Ward said: "The schedule and cost estimates of the rebuilding effort that have been communicated to the public are not realistic." He said developers and government agencies would set new "clear and achievable timelines" by the end of September. Mr Ward said the earliest rebuilding estimates in the wake of the 9/11 attacks were not truthful, referring to them as "emotional dates".My initial response to the Twin Towers going down was that we should rebuild as quickly as possible. Get it done and show the world what America is made of tough stuff. Nothing keeps us down and all that. Given that the Left operates like 9/11 didnt happen and ignores the consequences of unchecked Islamofascism and feels the threat is exaggerated (see here, here, or just watch CNN) a huge dirt hole seems to be an appropriate reminder. Put up 2,000+ markers where the people died and be done with it. Let every person look and ponder what happens when bad ideologies triumph (at least temporarily). As an added bonus, there should be flat screens replaying the Towers going down with video of our soldiers hunting and killing terrorist scum. Its "raw", I know, but theres a simple elegance to my plan dont you think? As an added bonus: Its cost effective. UPDATED: Rachel Lucas reminds us why we need constant reminders of the consequences of Islamofascism:
Dear Britain: the more you apologize for stupid shit like this, the more you will be apologizing in the future for ever more innocuous “offenses.” You will _never _be done with it, you will never be able to satisfy these people until you utterly BEND TO THEIR WILL, and you will apologize yourselves right into cultural oblivion as Islam slowly but very, very surely mows you down with its “outrage” and your proclivity to be doormats. Very impressive. Your dead and dying grandfathers and grandmothers, who stood up to the last set of fascist assholes when most of your neighbors didn’t - they must be so proud.Dirt. Pit. We need the reminders. Cross-posted at Right Wing News
Harry Smith makes morning talk even smarter.