Welcome to Tuesday's The Crap We Missed which, after today, will be compiled by my kid. It was a decision made after long thought about his skills and abilities like not having to live in our pool house anymore. And he's smart, yes of course, that too, but I digress. Today's gallery includes Alec Baldwin, Read More ...

Without question, Justin Bieber is a little asshole, but sometimes it's nice to hear it from other people besides me carving it into the side of a national monument. (Until tomorrow, Mr. Lincoln.) So here's Jon Bon Jovi doing just that. Via Page Six: In March, the 19-year-old teen heartthrob was met with a chorus Read More ...

The blink-and-you-miss-it scene where Alice Eve strips down to her underwear and changes into her space suit in the same shuttle as Captain Kirk was one of the rare incredible parts of Star Trek Into Darkness, so of course writer Damon Lindelof is apologizing for it now and wishes it never happened because your crushed Read More ...

January Jones recently sat down for an interview with The New York Times where naturally she comes off bitchier than an ice storm made of bitch and ice, but she also surprisingly - albeit inadvertently - reveals the deep commentary Mad Men is making on how the American family has became Read More ...

One of the few things Michael Bay does right is to cast incredibly hot women in movies and then prove he's willing to risk tanking an entire third movie by un-casting them if they call him Hitler and don't follow directions. Directions like looking fucking awesome in tight jeans which you'll notice Megan Fox dutifully Read More ...

Nepotism is a tricky move to pull off because it's almost always a sure-fire way to immediately lose the trust and respect of your employees even though they'll go to extreme lengths to hide that fact from you while secretly getting their resume ready before you can replace them with your cousin. My point is Read More ...

- The new issue of Esquire is all about the Pitt Porn. - Taylor Swift really hates Justin Bieber now. - Mind The Gap - 44 Pics - Jay-Z says Beyonce isn't pregnant, so let's believe one half of the Folding Stomach duo. They seem trustworthy. - In case you Read More ...

Welcome to Monday's The Crap We Missed coming off the heels of a weekend so full of events I hardly know where to begin, except I totally do and it's with this pic of Drake on the set of the Anchorman sequel, which seems to have a cameo by fucking everybody and is starting to Read More ...

Here's the rest of The 2013 Billboards Music Awards which you'll probably notice is nothing but Jennifer Lopez, Selena Gomez, Jenny McCarthy's breasts and Madonna's unholy war on pants. On that note, if you're wondering why there are way more performance shots of Jennifer Lopez than Selena Gomez, that's because Selena didn't jump around the Read More ...

After spending the morning equating Ke$ha's face with terrorism, making light of body issues and generally violating a woman's privacy, the least I can do is put on my sensitivity hat for a minute and acknowledge that once you ignore every single thing that defines her as a human being, Taylor Swift is not only Read More ...

A few weeks ago, Christina Aguilera arrived at The Time 100 Gala looking surprisingly thinner for someone who couldn't shut up about how comfortable she was in her skin and how her boyfriend couldn't get enough of it. (Although, in her defense, neither could secretaries of state.) Anyway, here she is at the Billboard Music Read More ...

Back in April, Gwyneth Paltrow showed up to the premiere of Iron Man 3 in an insane side-butt outfit that made everyone talk about Gwyneth Paltrow because, cuntery aside, she is an attractive woman in remarkable shape. Ke$ha, on the other hand, tried to pull off a similar look at the Billboard Music Awards and Read More ...

I thought we could take a break from the Billboard Music Awards for a second and get back to what this site's good at: Not knowing what the hell a vagina looks like. So here's Amy Adams on the set of American Hustle flashing something near the area where I'm told they're kept. Unless I'm Read More ...

While accepting the Milestone Award at last night's Billboard Music Awards, Justin Bieber was loudly booed by the audience, so just assume he put a rape-baby in all of them and paid the press to make it look their ex-boyfriends are the fathers. Or at least that's what I'm going with because I'm a scientist Read More ...

- Beyonce is definitely pregnant again. - Kanye named his next album "Yeezus." Yeezus. - Mirrors Are Like Magnets To Girls - Vin Diesel has body issues because it's just really, really hard in Hollywood, you guys. Okay? *wipes eyes with tissue* - 9 Lindsay Lohan GIFs That Will Haunt Read More ...

Above is an animated version of Patton Oswalt's epic seven minute-long Star Wars filibuster from Parks and Recreation where he pitches his version of Episode VII that combines Star Wars and The Avengers along with X-Men, Spider-Man and all of Greek mythology because at this point, why limit yourself? Anyway, you may have read that Read More ...

Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet our Saturday wrap-up of all the horrible shit you crazy kids say in the comments. Granted nothing can and probably never will compare to last week's epic review of Farrah Abraham's porno by McFeely Smackup, we've actually got one of the best Read More ...

Welcome to Friday's The Crap We Missed where we take a ton of paparazzi celebrity coverage and water it all down to the douchiest of canoes for you to point and laugh at. So today's ego boosters include John Goodman cropdusting the loading zone at LAX, Justin Bieber and his boys on a Tic-Tac run Read More ...

In response to reading that Farrah Abraham was pretending she got pregnant by James Deen while filming her professional pornographic movie that she tried to lie and say was a leaked sex tape, swimsuit model Chrissy Teigen tweeted this: farrah abraham now thinks she is pregnant from her sex tape. in other news you're a Read More ...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! TMZ reports: There are reports Kim felt like Kanye was abandoning her by scheduling a tour for his new album in October -- just three months after she's expected to give birth -- but sources close to the touring company tell us, that's not true … because Kim and the baby are Read More ...